Always on the cutting edge of pampering, we decided to add a new dimension to SL,UT Cuts this week: rubs. So, while Cut As A Button colored and cut, several of us enjoyed a little massage. Being that this was a new service, Oreggano and I placed the sign outside with a slight revision: “Rubs – 50¢/minute.” Within seconds of adding this new service, we dropped the price to 25¢/minute (utilizing the meal barrow marketing technique) and provided an option for walk-ins.
I was glad Oreggano had stayed around to assist with this process because, when she arrived, not only was her wine not ready, her glass was dirty, and she was not pleased. “I can’t believe you didn’t have it waiting for me on a pedestal. And who has been drinking from my glass?” I apologized for not having the pedestal for her, however, the list of whose lips had touched her glass (and clearly didn’t wash off) was far too long to provide. My survival instincts kicked in, I quickly washed her glass (twice), and provided her a generous pour – a technique that always keeps her around. Now that Oreggano was back in the drinking saddle again I wanted to be sure I did not rub her wrong.
The cutting and rubbing continued when Beaner asked me, “Are you ready to have sex in the sink with your sister?” I, of course, dropped what I was doing and washed her hair. Those who are kinky may think this sounds way kinky. Those who are from Czech Republic, like DDDG, may think ‘way kinky’ and ‘wakey, wakey’ sound like ‘Waikiki.’ Which is exactly what she hears when Skiwi tries to wake her too soon, saying ‘wakey, wakey,’ while tickling her feet – definitely rubbing her the wrong way.