Unlike most Americans, I do not watch football and did not watch the Superbowl. I truly know nothing about the sport. To quote FatGirl, who was quoting a conversation shared by Tree about today’s game, “Straight guy – ‘Do you even know who is playing in the Superbowl?’ Gay guy – ‘Duh…yeah I do…Madonna.'” That’s the extent of my knowledge – thanks Tree and FatGirl.
While participating in a news interview this afternoon, I noticed Madonna on the monitor. “Oh, wow. My interview is in direct competition with Madonna,” I told the reporter. “No way. No competition. You’re way better than Madonna,” the reporter replied. “Why, thank you,” I said while striking a very vogue pose.
This is exactly why I work for coffee and pizza – moments like this. I came home and did what my friend once advised me to do: “google your name and wait.” This is what I found, “David Archuleta fan…..reacts to Archuleta loss..” I clicked on the link and a new page opened with this message, “We’re sorry, but something went wrong.” You can say that again.
Hey! Gav and I saw your interview. You were great. You didn’t even trip (unlike Madonna). What a crappy thing to have to discuss on the news though.
Thanks – it is a horribly sad story.