After spending several hours running around the weirdest park in the city with Baby Q and MiniMe, we met up with Weiner Whistle, Passed The Sniff Test, Bitchin’ Camaro, Dr. BJ and many others to bid a temporary farewell to Not A Skirt Chaser and Skirt Chaser. They’re both heading to D.C. to complete internships. Skirt Chaser plans to get a’head’ by dropping names and his pants. Not A Skirt Chaser just wants to experience the magic that is D.C. and politics; he did, however, give name dropping a try, “That guy right there, head mechanic at Toyota.” Although knowing this guy may literally get Not A Skirt Chaser on the road, I’m not sure that dropping his name will actually get him places.
As we discussed their upcoming opportunities, many of the people at the table were distracted by and engaging with Baby Q. “You should have her around more often,” Dr. BJ told me, “she’s good date bait.” “You think? Maybe. I was a single mom with MiniMe and….hmmm, I’m not too sure that’s true,” I replied. “Not true,” Bitchin’ Camaro advised me and added, “Only works with gay men.” Dr. BJ was the case in point. “I already know a lot of gay men. In fact, most of my male friends are gay,” I told her. “Like I said,” she replied.