So the other night my foster pet, No Action Jaxon, came into my room and waited for me to pick him up onto my bed. Being the good foster pet mom that I am, I leaned down to pick him up. Leaning, leaning, leaning, and then I just rolled right off the bed. Luckily No Action Jaxon has stealth like moves and was able to clear the way quick.
Looking at him this morning, I decided it was time for a full service groom. I took him into the local groomery and then I picked up That’s Not Chinese for some afternoon debauchery.
That’s Not Chinese and I made our stops at all of the necessary places: a few Red Box locations, the wine store, Best Buy (where Hal Itosis helped us select a lovely netbook) and the Busy Bee for a garlic burger. Paired with water. Remember, the story is that Jesus turned the water into wine, so we felt like we weren’t betraying our glasses.
We then got the call to pick up No Action Jaxon from the groomery. While we were waiting to pay for his service, we noticed several rabbits and rabbit supplies. I advised That’s Not Chinese that, since I’m single, a lot of people have suggested I get a dog and a rabbit. I told her I’m halfway there, I’ve got a foster pet. She told me I should probably hold off on the rabbit until I have a good supply of batteries.
true that. watch out once you do get one, it will take over your life. but you will never need a man again, which is the good part!
xxx
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uh oh, but i like a man!!! looks like maybe i should wait….